This is me to a tee. Except the handicapped spot thing. I’m not a complete asshole.

beccayoung:

Scorpio

People who borrow their pen and never return it
Lovers that don’t orgasm
Being made jealous by a lover
Being outshone at any task
Dining without dignity
Being the victim of gossip
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
People who are too trendy
People who claim to be psychic
Not being able to park in the handicapped space

I assume the handicapped space implies ‘hates following frustrating rules that are inconvenient and don’t make sense’, and not ‘total asshole to handicapped people’, which makes these are 9/10 in my case. I don’t give a damn about pens.

Also, Scorpios are kind of jerks.

Now do you!

georgiaisyourfriend:

jeninla:

Gemini:

People without a sense of humor
Not constantly being the center of attention
Broken clocks and watches
Bad wine
Shoes that you can’t dance in
People who talk slowly
People that walk too slow
Pessimistic individuals
Addicted people
Broken technology

Aside from the technological stuff, which you can tell from my milk-soaked laptop and broken camera, that I don’t really care about, this is pretty spot-on…as are my friends.