Okay. Cyclists riding on the sidewalk, I’m gonna need you to be going slower than 40km/hour when you shoot past me 3 feet away.
Mmmm spaghetti puck. http://twitpic.com/123usj
Was up all night fighting crime on the street in cocktail dresses & heels with @teekayvee. Oh wait, that might have been a dream.
I like ski jumping because I think if you’re bad at a sport, you deserve to die. (via @juliussharpe)
Have taken to reading entire books on my iPhone. With any luck, this should lead to the hasty decline of my eyesight.







