Okay. Cyclists riding on the sidewalk, I’m gonna need you to be going slower than 40km/hour when you shoot past me 3 feet away.

Mmmm spaghetti puck. http://twitpic.com/123usj

Also this.

Also this.

This is what I did last night.

This is what I did last night.

Was up all night fighting crime on the street in cocktail dresses & heels with @teekayvee. Oh wait, that might have been a dream.

I like ski jumping because I think if you’re bad at a sport, you deserve to die. (via @juliussharpe)

Have taken to reading entire books on my iPhone. With any luck, this should lead to the hasty decline of my eyesight.